The Verdict is In!
And Georgetown is out. Yes, somehow Kim was able to withstand my cajoling and ignored my expert reasoning and has decided to go to Berkeley. This is despite the fact that during her admitted students weekend there she was shown cockroaches in the ladies bathroom, windowless ugly classrooms in a ghetto building, and was accosted by the school's Filipino Club which she must join otherwise it will cease to be.
This instead of Georgetown, with its new, modern facilities. With its windows. With its bug-free bathrooms (which flush automatically sometimes!). And with, well, me!
Ah well. I'll give her some Raid and a sunlamp and send her off to law school in Northern California with no hard feelings. I just want her to be happy after all.
This instead of Georgetown, with its new, modern facilities. With its windows. With its bug-free bathrooms (which flush automatically sometimes!). And with, well, me!
Ah well. I'll give her some Raid and a sunlamp and send her off to law school in Northern California with no hard feelings. I just want her to be happy after all.
posted by Sarah at
11:16 AM
2 Comments:
Well, we all know I'm not actually going to be happy there. nor tan, considering I'll be sitting in a building with no windows... nor will I be able to smoke, since u have to stand 25ft (or is it 50) away from the buildings... which put me in the street (believe me, I measured).
so basically, I'll be pale (again), going through nicotine withdrawl (which is ugly and will ensure I gain weight), and ever so lonely without you there! who's going to save me from the crazy filipino club? who's going to get manicures and pedicures with me? who's going to brunch with me? who's going to keep me sane?!?
OH GOD! What have I done?!?! I choose the wrong school ='(
crap
By
Kimmity Boppity Boo, at 4:02 AM
Stop smoking anyway. For goodness sakes.
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Anonymous, at 2:40 AM
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