Finally!!
Pictures of the Britney Spears pregnancy statue have been flooding the internet. Yet, all I'd ever seen of it was the front:
Which is bad enough. What is going on with that dog/wolf face? What does that have to do with the courage of giving birth and young motherhood? Is it perhaps Kevin? But I could not help but stare at her ass thrust into the air, spread wide and wonder, "What is back there?" C'mon, I know ya'll were thinking the same thing.
Wonder no longer:
Terribleness is back there. Man, births (even when made of marble) are gross. Heads coming out of vaginas are gross. But most of all, statues made in honor of Britney Spears for any reason, let alone in pro-life honor, are gross.
Which is bad enough. What is going on with that dog/wolf face? What does that have to do with the courage of giving birth and young motherhood? Is it perhaps Kevin? But I could not help but stare at her ass thrust into the air, spread wide and wonder, "What is back there?" C'mon, I know ya'll were thinking the same thing.
Wonder no longer:
Terribleness is back there. Man, births (even when made of marble) are gross. Heads coming out of vaginas are gross. But most of all, statues made in honor of Britney Spears for any reason, let alone in pro-life honor, are gross.
posted by Sarah at
3:18 PM
9 Comments:
Amazingly poor taste, I say.
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Anonymous, at 5:03 PM
well, the statue is most certainly in poor taste. not to mention it does not nearly reflect the hilariously disgusting pregnant britney in all her trashy glory.
nothing about this post, however, is in poor taste. heads popping out of vaginas, while beautiful in that life-creating sense, are still f-ing nasty. i saw "the miracle of life" in seventh grade, and i don't want to see it again, especially if it's britney's supposedly inspirational, pro-life vag.
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jeanette, at 5:44 PM
terribleness indeed! but what i don't get is the calm, even pensive expression on her face...she has a friggin head pushing and squeezing it's way out of her vagina!! just seeing it causes my own face to twist and contort in pain and disgust! Her calmness is almost as disturbing as her rear view.
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Christina, at 3:25 AM
wait really... this is in honor of Britney?
I'm so grossed out. I could puke.
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Kim, at 2:51 AM
...agreed...anyway, didn't she have a c-section?
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Dan Morehead, at 10:36 AM
I'm not sure a statue of her getting a c-section would have been quite as "inspirational"
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Aaron, at 1:08 PM
Wait. Why is there a statue of Brittany Spears? For what ever reason. There is no reason to have a statue of Brittany Spears FOR WhATEVER REASON. AT ALL.
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Anonymous, at 1:49 AM
Sarah, you can't give birth wearing leggings.
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Anonymous, at 1:54 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for posting that I was one who wondered about the other side. God I wish they'd posted THAT in the newspaper. ><
Peace Increased!
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Raked, at 1:06 AM
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